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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Islamist youths have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul)?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Islamist youths - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Islamist youths.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Islamist youths, Boris Johnson said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".


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